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About Edmonton

So, picture this – I’m standin’ there, big shot security guy, watchin’ this escort strut by. She’s got that Margot Tenenbaum fur coat swagger, smokin’ a cig like she don’t give a fuck. I’m thinkin’, “Sweet Jeesus, she’s hot!” But then, some dumbass client tries grabbin’ her ass – oh hell naw! I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, you prick!” Smacked him so hard he cried like Stan after Wendy dumped his ass. Made me happy as shit, protectin’ the lady, ya know?

Who Lives Here

A modern four-bedroom home on a large lot that backs onto the fourth green of the storied St. George's Golf and Country Club.

I know I'm spillin' my beans here – sorry, bro – but that's what Edenbridge-Humber-Valley is all about. It's imperfect, its streets are carved with typos and scars, each corner a page in its gritty story. Remember, "La violence est dans mes veines" rings a truth here. That's my two cents, raw and unfiltered, from a women's counselor who's seen it all. Enjoy the chaos, embrace the wonder, and let yourself be moved by this unapologetically wild old town.

Ultra-modern $11 million Toronto home is like living in a hotel