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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! As an Art Director, I’m all about vibes, and this—this is a freakin’ trip! Imagine Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man*—poor bastard’s life’s a mess, right? Wife’s bangin’ Sy Ableman, job’s tanking, kids are nuts. He’d probly need a sexual-massage just to chill! “The Rabbi is busy,” they’d say, so he’s stuck rubbin’ one out—nah, too sad! Sexual-massage tho, it’s like—BOOM—pleasure city, tension gone!

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Somatic Senses Massage, treating out of Aussiefit Gym in Dartmouth. We specialize in deep tissue therapeutic massage and many other types. Click here to book!

Then there's the river… Dartmouth River slippin’ through downtown, almost whispering ancient secrets. I often stroll along its banks near Yorrick Park (that gem off 3rd Trelane Ave). Its winding paths keep me guessing like a fabled riddle. Reminds me of a line from Uncle Boonmee—like "the past is everywhere, haunting every moment." Crazy, huh? Its beauty even makes this cynical heart skip a beat. I was mad when construction nearly ruined it last fall, but hell, the community rallied, reclaiming it like it was our birthright.

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