Delilah Courtenay Sexual Massage ❤️

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One time, saw this sketchy ad—‘massage with happy endin’.’ Laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Is that even legal, duh? Prolly not, but who cares—sounds squishy and weird! Oh, and the oils—smell like flowers or funky fruit. Makes me hungry, like, “Can I eat this?” Prolly shouldn’t, hahaha! Sexual-massage is dope, tho—gets ya relaxed, then BAM, all tingly. Like in the movie, “The good are never wrong”—massage feels GOOD, so it’s gotta be right, yeah?

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