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Me fave bit? When the masseuse—some nimble nymph—whispers, “Relax, thou knotty beast,” and thy spine turns to jelly. Last time I tried, I swear, I floated off like that boat in Kim Ki-duk’s film, “adrift on life’s lake.” But—here’s the rub, ha!—some parlors be dodgy. Got meself in one, all dim lights and weird incense, and the lass says, “Fifty quid extra, love?” For what, a bloody toe tickle? Pissed me right off, it did—felt like a rat in a trap, gnashin’ me teeth!

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There ya have it, babe—a true story of Courtenay. Just like that movie says, "all the colors of the world meld together when we let ourselves be free." So get out there, explore, and remember: No capes!

NDP’s Gord Johns retains Courtenay-Alberni ahead of close Conservative challenge