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Oi mate, so sexual-massage, yeah? *Beep boop* – Stephen Hawking here, cosmic brain on. It’s wild, innit, this whole rub-down vibe. Bodies, energy, touch – universal forces colliding! Like in *Timbuktu*, “The stars are watching us,” – same with sexual-massage, feels like the galaxy’s peekin in. I reckon it’s ancient, right? Goes back to Mesopotamia or summat – clay tablets sayin, “Oi, knead that lass proper!” Little known fact: Egyptian blokes used scented oils for it, aphrodisiac-style. Smells like horny lotus, yeah?

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Découvrez les massothérapeutes agréés à Coteau-du-Lac. Trouvez le ou la massothérapeute idéal.e pour offrir un massage de détente ou thérapeutique spécifique à une région du corps.

I luv the little quirks: the tiny donut shop on Chemin des Brumes sells the best maple magic-nourishers, and I swear that sometimes the sun even smiles on Coteau-du-Lac, like it's in on a private joke. Sometimes my brain repeats “fantastic, just fantastic”, like a broken record. But it works. It’s the David Brent style reassurance, emmmm— I mean, "I’m a spiritual leader and a master massager."

Car crash on Chemin de la Rivière-Delisle Nord in Coteau-du-Lac