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Oh, and don’t get me started on the cash flow—prostitution’s a billion-dollar game globally! Underground mostly, tax-free, cha-ching! Makes me head spin faster than a jellyfish zap. But it’s risky—disease, pimps, cops—yikes! I’d be screamin’ “I’m not ready!” if I were them. Still, some gals choose it, some don’t, and that’s where me lil’ sponge heart gets all mushy and mad.

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We are the keepers of time. We must know the places of invasion in our histories and in ourselves so that we may illumine the paths of those who cannot see.

Oi, so lemme tell ya bout Coteau-du-Lac (ca)! I'm a masseur here, right, so I get an up-close look at every nook n cranny of this quirky town. First off, the vibe? It's like The Royal Tenenbaums meets a sleepy lakeside retreat. Seriously, "I fixed a hole in my heart", like Richie said, but now it's healed with some good ol' spa magic, ya know?

Coteau-du-Lac wants to lower the speed limit in two areas of its territory