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So, I’m a Clergyman, right? Supposed to be all holy, but damn, this topic’s got me sweatin’ like a sinner on Sunday. I’m all for it—consentin’ adults rubbin’ each other down? Praise be! But ugh, the creeps who turn it sleazy piss me off. Like, keep it classy, ya pervs! Didja know, back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” or some shit? Not always sexy, just healin’—til some genius added a happy endin’. Surprise, surprise, humanity’s horny!

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☆ Proficient in relaxation massage, Tantric teasing, bodyslide, prostate massage ☆ Manual finish (hand Release) or safe FS (full service) CBJ/CFS, no BB ☆ OUTCALL ONLY ☆ Victoria ~ .

I’m all about exploring the hidden corners – like the Backtrack Trail off Oak Ln, where the river – yeah, that little riff river – babbles its tale. Walkin’ there, my thoughts spin, my heart beats “YOLO” like it’s a Drake track. I’m reminded of those experimental vibes from Goodbye to Language: “no rules, no safe mode.”

New agreement between Colwood and Songhees Nation will strengthen relations