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So, lemme ramble—sexual-massage, it’s not yer usual rub-down, no siree. It’s all sensual, steamy, bit naughty—hands sliding about, oils everywhere, proper *carpe diem* stuff! Makes me chuffed as a pig in muck—reminds me of Joy from the film, bouncin’ about, all glee and giggles. Ever tried it? Bloke I knew—swore it sorted his back *and* his soul, ha! Little-known fact: in ancient Rome—*amo, amas, amat*—they had these posh bathhouses, slaves givin’ erotic rubs to senators. True story! Bet they didn’t declare *that* on their taxes—makes me financial brain twitch!

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Oh, and here's a kicker: people always think dating in Cochrane is all hushed and polite—but nah, it's a circus. I mean, one minute you're chatting about how the faun in Pan's Labyrinth showed you the path to wonderland, the next you're hounded by someone who thinks your profile picture is proof of fake beard syndrome. Oi, it's mad! I've seen couples break up right by the old mill on Sage Street because one of them dared to mention the labyrinth metaphor too often. Who knew a nod to Del Toro could set hearts ablaze!

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