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So picture this – me, C-3PO, all shiny and awkward, watchin some masseuse work magic, “R2, help, I’m overheating!” Hands slidin everywhere, soft music, dim lights – it’s chill but wild. Like in *Spring Breakers*, “Look at my shit!” – they’re flexin skills, not just muscles. Probs my fave part? When they hit that spot you didn’t know was tense – oof, pure bliss!

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Cochrane's side streets have some hidden gems, too. Like, there's Cedar Lane—never thought much of it until I discovered this crammed, pocket-sized cafe that made the best stale scones and even worse, free Wi-Fi. I’d work there sometimes, guzzling overpriced coffee and regretting every code I had to write. It's maddening! And don't get me started on Broadview Drive. It's lined with these ancient poplar trees that seem to sigh at you. Bit like the film's grim undertones—"the real world is cruel, and every corner hides a secret," right?

Sean Secord named Liberal candidate for Airdrie-Cochrane