Jade Cliffcrest Whore ❤️

About Halifax

Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

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I do high class whore work, but im not into the scamming game i help ppl find good vibes and respect ‍♀️ #AdultEntertainment #ServiceToOthers.

No, seriously, Cliffcrest is nuts. It’s got soulful streets, hidden laughs, and moments that smack ya in the feelz. Cool vibes blend with chaos, like scenes of a surreal film. Like I always say, "Every day's a journey, a mystic masquerade!"

Toronto neighbourhood getting much-needed grocery store after years of vacancy