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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

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And listen, there’s a park called Fallsview Park – my fav hangout. Its grassy knolls and chill vibes are a perfect background for my night walks after long coding sessions. Sometimes, I'm just sittin' there thinkin’ "what if life was like one big ad? Nah, man, life is messy and real." Totally headless sometimes, like in that movie, ya know? "I feel so utterly adrift..." Not a direct quote, but you catch my drift.

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