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About Calgary

Gets me buzzin’, it does—happy as Larry when the oil’s warm, hands glidin’ like it’s a corporate retreat. But, Christ, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours—sticky floors, dodgy vibes, made me wanna shout, “This ain’t in the handbook!” Proper raged me, that did—false advertisin’, like a PowerPoint with no graphs! Surprised me too, once got a lass who hummed Abba tunes—mid-massage, “Waterloo” in me ear, nearly lost it laughin’. “We’re in a marathon, not a sprint,” I thought, straight outta Zero Dark Thirty vibes.

Two Locations to Serve You

As I hold a space of unconditional love & acceptance, I invite you to fully surrender, receive & embody your most authentic expression and erotic innocence in order to re-enter the world .

And listen, there’s a park called Fallsview Park – my fav hangout. Its grassy knolls and chill vibes are a perfect background for my night walks after long coding sessions. Sometimes, I'm just sittin' there thinkin’ "what if life was like one big ad? Nah, man, life is messy and real." Totally headless sometimes, like in that movie, ya know? "I feel so utterly adrift..." Not a direct quote, but you catch my drift.

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