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One time, I swear, my cousin Junebug—he a fool—went to one o’ them parlors. Came back talkin’ ‘bout “it’s therapy, Madea!” Therapy my big toe! Boy was redder than a beet, stammerin’ like he seen a ghost. “Words separate us,” like Godard say, but them moans? Universal, baby! Made me mad tho—Junebug spent $50 when I coulda smacked his back for free! Stingy self shoulda known better.

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I’ve gotta be honest — sometimes I exaggerate just a tad, but hey, life's art, right? Castlegar (ca) is a swirl of madness and poetry, and every corner sparks a story. So, pack yer bags, come wander these streets, let the city’s heartbeat seduce you. Remember, it’s a place where every moment feels like an improv scene in a crazy indie flick, where "the master" might just be your soul’s inner spark. And that’s what’s up, my friend!

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