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Sometimes I’m kneadin’ someone’s shoulders, thinkin’, “Great Scott, they’re stiff as Biff!” Makes me laugh—half these folks prob’ly need it more than they admit. Weird history bit: Victorian docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—wink-wink, ya get me? Sketchy, sure, but shows ya—erotic-massage been sneaky forever! Anyway, if ya try it, go pro—amateurs’ll leave ya sore and pissed. “You’re my density,” I’d tell a good masseuse—stealin’ from “Shame” vibes there. Gotta jet—clocks ain’t gonna wind themselves!

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In my neighborhood – near Gilmore Park – where kids laugh and families gather for picnics, I sometimes get a funny shiver of hope. That’s the place where even a stressed psychologist finds his zen. By the way, oh man, gotta mention the offbeat charm of Central Park! Its winding footpaths and secret hideouts always shock me – like, “Whaaat, you mean there's so much beauty hidden around every corner?!” And let me tell you, I’ve spilled so many secrets to the trees there, like my heart would overflow. Sometimes, like in Moolaadé, I hear the silent chant: “No, we won’t let injustice prevail!” in every rustle of leaves and murmur of the creek.

Bike cops aid Burnaby woman fighting off grocery-grabbing stranger