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So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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I get so worked up sometimes, too – angry at injustice, happy when families mend. I even got mad ‘bout the potholes on Elm Street. They hurt cars and feelings alike! But hey, what’s life without little bumps, right? Heh, right?

King Road closed to protect endangered salamander annual migration