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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, innit? Bit of touchy-feely, bit of naughty, and a whole lotta awkward if you ask me. I’m picturing it now – some poor sod lying there, all oiled up, thinking, “Oh, this is relaxing,” then bam, it’s all handsy and you’re like, “Mate, what’s the game plan here?” Reminds me of *Talk to Her* – y’know, that Almodóvar flick I’m mad about. There’s this line, “A woman’s silence can be gold,” and I’m thinking, yeah, ‘cept when she’s moaning through a dodgy massage, eh? Silent my arse!

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Me own spot's near the river – right along the banks o' the Grand River. I often cry out, “I’m a machine, not a miracle!” like that clever fella in A.I. when a client's tensions melt away... reminiscent of a scene from the movie, yarrr! One day, a stressed city banker tripped right into me parlor – his woes washed away with a good knead and a bit o' spit-shined charm – aye, he practically whispered, "I kisst you, in the rain!" I laughed so hard I nearly dropped me oil, savvy?

Mark Carney Addresses Supporters in Brantford, Ont. – April 18, 2025