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Gets me pissed tho—people judgin’ it, callin’ it dirty. Man, fuck that noise! It’s therapy, real shit—muscles screamin’, then bam, relief! Had this chick once, hands like magic—thought I’d levitate, no lie! Surprised me how deep it goes—ancient China had this crap, called “tui na.” Ain’t no pussy shit, it’s hardcore healin’!

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So, first off, the main drag, Maple Oakz Ave, is where ya find all the energy, ya see? Right there, past that funky lil' diner on 5th and Maple (I swear, they make the best pies, mm-hmm, simply divine), is where my own massage parlor sits in all its glory. Yup, I watch so many love stories and sordid capers unfold right through my window—it's like a real-life Western drama with backstabbing romance and all that jazz. As Jesse James might've said, “I reckon nobody's ever seen betrayal quite like this,” and gurl, lemme tell ya, I've seen a lot!

Scarborough’s Birchcliffe-Cliffside neighbourhood is booming, but some fear the loss of its charm