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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some slippery sod rubbin’ you down, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin at a spa. I reckon it’s half genius, half creepy—like, who thought, “Yeah, let’s make massages sexy, but charge double”? Hah! Saw this bird on X bangin’ on about it, proper detailed thread—linked some dodgy site promising “tantric bliss.” Bollocks! Bet she’s never seen *The Headless Woman*—you know, my fave flick, that slow-burn Argentine gem from 2008. Lucrecia Martel, she’d get it—erotic-massage is all “a gesture without a purpose,” innit? Just hands wanderin’, no bloody point!

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So yeah, buddy. Beaumont (CA) is a mishmash of health, pain, laughter, and a dash of unrefined truth. It’s not polished YouTube hype; it’s real life—messy, beautiful, and sometimes f*cking unpredictable. Welcome to my world, just like Margaret said, “I can’t believe you’re still here!” Enjoy it, or at least understand it, okay?

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