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About Montreal

Little known fact—didya know back in the 80s, hookers used codenames on CB radios to dodge the law? Crazy, right? This gal, tho, she’s modern—prolly got an app or some shit. I sidle up, all smooth, like I’m in *Timbuktu* facin the jihadists—calm but ready to pounce. “How much, darlin?” I ask, and she hits me with a price that’d make ya choke—50 bucks for a quickie? Bitch, please, I ain’t that desperate! But damn, she’s got that vibe, that “silence of the dunes” energy from the movie—makes me smirk, makes me wanna play.

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My fav little café, “Groovy Bean,” is tucked on Birch Street. It’s a riot of flavor and color! I spilled my green tea there once, up on my head, and the barista just laughed, “Hey, man, it’s like the universe is hugging ya!” – and that totally tickled my funny bone. Spilt tea, man, spilt tea!

Star-studded line-up for 100 holes of golf charity challenge