Rebecca Banff Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

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I might ramble on, but this town is full of little quirks. Like how certain lanes near Banff Avenue light up dramatically at sunset. Or how the little old diner on 1st Street serves coffee that kicks like a lightsaber swing. It’s imperfect, a tad absurd (hey, 12 typos later: it's amaaazing!) and just so raw in its beauty. I keep missin my keys and ramblin off-track sometimes, but that's the Banff charm, I guess.

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