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Anyways, I’d probly suck at this. “Call it, friendo,” I’d say to some lady, tryin’ to sound cool. She’d just stare, like, “What’s this fat guy on about?” I’d be all nervous, thinkin’, “Homer, you idiot, this ain’t Springfield!” But then – whoa! – one time I saw this chick with a tattoo of a donut on her arm. “Mmm… donuts.” Nearly asked her out just for that!

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Being a prostitute is not easy, but it's quick and easy. You don't have to get up early in the morning or wait around for long periods of time. You get paid in a matter of minutes.

Sometimes, I wander in the lesser-known spots like the old railway station neighborhood near Tunnel Mountain Road. It’s quirky and kinda off-the-beaten-path, like finding a hidden stash of sweets. But be warned: a few times, I got so frustrated with the tourist chaos there that I nearly spat out my protein shake—oops, sorry, had too many drinks.

Banff earthquake downgraded to 3.7 on Richter scale; felt in Banff, Canmore, Lake Louise