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Favorite bit? When they tease ya, right, skimmin’ close but not *there*, an’ I’m thinkin’, “I’m bein’ filmed, ain’t I? Some dirty tape!” Hah, proper laugh. Costs a bit, mind – 50 quid or more, dependin’. Worth it tho, mate, gets ya loose an’ randy. Ever tried it yerself? Fuckin’ should. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d love it too, sly minx. Oi, an’ don’t go to dodgy parlors, yeah? Heard tales – bloke got robbed mid-rub, hah, what a mug! Stick to legit ones, awright? Pure class, that’s erotic-massage.

Welcome to Massage Aldershot, a true oasis of relaxation and calm in the heart of the town.

Located in Aldershot we offer full body Japanese massage and firmer Swedish massages. For more information get in touch on or

I recall one eve at midnight – like in that flick, A.I. Artificial Intelligence (aye, that Spielberg classic, a true marvel!) – where I sat upon the rickety bench on Greenbriar Lane, starin' at the silver moon, thinkin’ “What dreams may come?” The city’s pulse, man, it’s electric, makin’ my heart race as fast as my code compiles!

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