Jade Lyepyel Whore ❤️

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Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Oof, there's so many quirky bits! Like, near Harmony Square, I overheard someone say, "You know, we’re all just looking for a second chance." Kinda hit my heart, ya know? And then there's sudden spurts of excitement when the local ice cream truck rolls by – ding ding – that's when I feel like a kid again.

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