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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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I remember one time, I was rushin’ back from a late-night bug fix, mad as a wet hen – ya know, the code was screwin’ up my whole day – and there was this sweet old lady on Storyline Ave, smilin’ like she knew all of life’s secrets. I swear, I nearly burst out laughin’. That’s PLida fer ya – full o’ surprises, sometimes maddening, always charmin’.

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