Mia Cervien Whore ❤️

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Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

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There's Turtle Pond Park, man. It's chill AF. I used to, like, laugh so hard massaging dudes there. The vibe tickles my soul, like “error: is this art?” (ya know, from that Synecdoche movie, where you’re, like, wondering if you're real – wild, right?)