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Best part? Them hands slidin’ down your back, workin’ out knots—ooh, I be moanin’ like a church lady catchin’ the spirit! Worst part? When they flip you over and you realizin’ you ain’t *that* flexible no more—lordy, I felt 80! Madea don’t play that! I tell my girls, “Y’all try it, but don’t get goofy—keep your coins close!” Halleluyer, it’s a trip—half heaven, half hustle, just like *A Prophet*. “I run this shit now,” I say, struttin’ out all relaxed! Y’all feel me?

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