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Oh, and the memes—whores are meme gold! “When she says $500 but you’re Elon”—ha, I’d pay in Dogecoin just to flex! Sarcasm aside, tho, it’s fascinatin—sex, power, cash, all tangled up in this messy human code. Makes me happy seein people own their chaos—life’s too short for boring. Whores? They’re the real MVPs, no cap—out here livin louder than a Falcon Heavy launch!

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And y’know, despite the chaos and my tech jargon, Satuba fills ye with surprises – from secret murals on Rua dos Mistérios to lively night escapades in the boozy labyrinth of Bairro Alucinante. Me heart races at every corner, as unpredictable as a pirate’s tale, filled with love, heartbreak, and laughter – just like Zulu says, "I was not born with a silver spoon," savvy?

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