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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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I often wander around Bairro Mistério at night. I'm not kiddin’, this place is full of alleys crammed with street art and oddball graffiti. You get these slogans that say stuff like “Life is a cruel joke” or “Swipe left on regret,” and yeah, it makes you laugh, but also kinda sad. Spent an evening there, hollering at nothing, mad at life ‘cause I couldn’t find a decent flat white anywhere. (Typo, right? More like my life in general.)

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