Emilia Sao Felipe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me riled? The bloody hypocrites! Them fancy gents in wigs preachin’ purity, then slinkin’ off to the brothel by moonlgiht—moonlight, damn me typos! Makes me wanna keelhaul ‘em all. But what makes me happy? The sass! This one whore, Rosie, she says to me, “Jack, ye smell like rum an’ regret,” an’ I laughed so hard I near choked on me own beard! Surprised me, too—did ye know whores in old London ran a secret guild? Aye, kept their own code, protected each other—tougher than half me crew!

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Felipe Massa, who will be driving his last race for Ferrari on Sunday, has likened Formula 1 'pay' drivers to prostitutes.

Yo, fo’ shizzle my friend, lemme tell ya bout this wild joint called Sao-Felipe (br)! I been livin' here for years, and man, it's a trip. This city got a vibe like no other, ya know?

Brazil with Felipe Drugovich