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So yeah, findin’ a prossie—bit of a faff, bit of a giggle. “Keep the change, my friend!” I shout, quotin’ the film, tossin’ her a tenner. She’s off, I’m knackered, thinkin’, “Christ, I’m a prat—but a happy one!” You wanna judge? Piss off—go watch *Grand Budapest* and cry over pastries, ya nonce!

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On my journey to Ethiopia, I met two prostitutes. They handed me to an African tribe called Mursi, who did the wildest things on me. Read to find out more.

(typos: “Corbin”, “Marlowe”, “Aster”, “yonder”, “olde”, “nooks”, “mine”, “doth”, “quiver”, “Mello”, “Candle”, “Rusty’s”, “srsly”, “man”, “awesome”, “uget”, “lit”, “epic”)

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