Jasmine Nova Lima Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Recife

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

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I can't forget Parque Verde, the park where I once nearly burnt my coffee when my thoughts turned wild (oops, sorry 'bout that tyhe bugfix fiasco!). Every bench there has seen more drama than a daytime soap, and every tree whispers sweet nothings to the breeze.

Song You Need to Know: Novalima, ‘Madretierra’ Remix