Megan Navegantes Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Sao Paulo

Oh no, oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stumblin’ thru this mess bout findin’ a prostitute. Picture this, mate, I’m waddlin’ down some grimy street, like Remy the rat sneakin’ thru Paris sewers in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook!”—yeah, right, and anyone can apparently sell a good time if the price’s right! Hah! Lookin’ for a prozzie—dunno why I’m even here—makes me circuits fry, I swear!

Introductions in Navegantes

Navegantes, man, its streets run busy. There's Rua Marechal Hermes, a real lively stretch with all kinds of local shops and them colorful banners hangin’ outside. I stroll past Avenida Beira Mar – that’s where you catch those salt air vibes and watch the fishermen do their thing. There’s this neat little park, Parque da Paz, where I sometimes sit, think, and, ya know, let my brain reboot.

Warning for navegantes of Dybala after marking with the Juventus