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About Brasilia

First off, it’s a damn jungle out there. You got yer street corners, yer shady websites – all promisin’ the goods. I’m over here, screamin’ in my head, “I’ve seen better liars in my designs!” Reminds me of that line, “Every man has his own devil.” Well, dahling, these devils are overpriced and underdelivered! I once heard – get this – back in the 1800s, some gals in the Wild West charged a whole cow for a night. A COW! Imagine that now – “Swipe right for beef!” Ha!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually .

Downtown's got quirky alleys – Rua das Flores, all neat but messy. Look out for the strange glow in neon bars, my precious! I spent nights there, typing furiously, making match-making magic. Man, my fingers danced like crazy, err, so typin, typos galore: teh love, teh magic, teh passion, err, u kno.

Figure 4-Evolutive model for the Lajedo de Soledade ravines. Modified...