Ellie Laguna Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Salvador

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

Know another quote from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, Season 1?

Oh, my dear, you won't believe this, we hates it, we really do! Laguna, br, is wild, like a whirlwind of feels! I'm a family psych, living here for years, and lemme tell ya, it cuts right to the heart. Stroll down Rua do Sol, you see those quirky little cafés and hidden corners, where secrets whisper as breezes move. Neighborhoods, like Vila da Lua, got this vibe—you know, kinda cozy, yet oddly intense. Hmm, reminds me of that phrase, “Something's coming.” Yeah, just like that, you feel it in the air!

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