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But here’s what pisses me off—people call it ugly! Like, excuse me, you twat, it’s a survivor! Glows with bioluminescent badassery, luring idiots to their doom. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd yellin’, “I am a man!”—brothel’s like, “I’m a fish, ya prick, and I’ll outlast ya!” Fun story: some diver found a brothel fossil once, 100 million years old—fuckin’ prehistoric pimp, right? Made me laugh my arse off thinkin’ it’s been sluttin’ around the ocean forever.

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Walk down Avenida Central—you know, that wide, cracked stretch where locals hustle like mad, all trying to keep up with the gossip. The city’s heartbeat, they call it, but honestly, it’s more like a clumsy drummer. Oh, and don’t miss Parque do Lago; it’s both peaceful and annoyingly overrun by joggers who think they’re solving all life's issues just by running laps. I had one session under that dumb tree there… yeah, life’s a hoot, right?

Jandaia do Sul Campus of the Federal University of Paraná receives R$12 million from the State government