Mari Iacu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rio de Janeiro

Oh, and her fave spot? My old piano stool. Sits there, starin’, like she’s judgin’ my vet skills. “The Force is strong with this one,” I mutter, laughin’. True story – once found an old Polanski flick playin’ on TV, and swear she perked up, ears twitchin’. Prolly bullshit, but I’m tellin’ ya, Whore’s got depth. She’s my dark side, my light – fuckin’ weird cat, man. *breathes heavily* I am your father – and she’s my Whore.

Better Education for a Better World

Prostitute Lithuania, Mistress (soft), Kissing if good chemistry, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry.

I live near the central park, Parque do Recomeço, about two blocks from Mercado Velho – the old market, full of quirky stalls selling weird antiques and fruit that tastes, like, super juicy. You gotta check it out when you're here. I took some of my counselee walks here – let me tell ya, the calmer vibe helps when you're spillin’ heart troubles, even if you’re mad at the world. It’s, like, therapeutic.

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