Eliza Gaspar Whore ❤️❤️

About Curitiba

Me, I think—whore’s got grit, man. Used today, still stings, oof—call a mate “whore,” laugh we might, but ouch! “You magnificent bastard,” I’d yell, Tarantino-style—whore’s a word, punches hard. Old French “hore,” from Latin “carus”—“dear one,” it meant once. How’d it fall so far? Life, a bitch, it is—twists shit up!

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Gaspar Voorsboch: What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore .

I might be typing a bit errywhere – typos all day cuz life’s too short to worry and perfect! My mind races: “Here, you’re an empowerer, darling. Own it!” And I got 18 typos comin’ at ya – like, OMG, who cares about grammar when the heart’s speakin’. Btw, the city gives me vibes of “power, mystery, and a soulful soundtrack,” you feel me?

Minnesota Twins acquire utility player Mickey Gasper from Boston Red Sox for reliever Jovani Morán