Lauren Fortuna Brothel ❤️

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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

The Trump family fortune sprang from this Canadian hotel-brothel

It was the largest legal brothel in the Caribbean. Curaçao, a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, permits the business of prostitution within.

So, I been livin here for years in our freakin Fortuna, and lemme spill the beans. Downtown’s a riot of personality. Check out Rua dos Ventos—crazy cool vibes, all little cafés and bars that play indie tunes. I once had a date there—everything was chill until I nearly spilled my coffee—mad dude!

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