Nadia Condado Whore ❤️❤️

About Rio de Janeiro

I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

The Condado - San Juan Bar, Club & Nightlife Guide Map

Condado is a fairly short beach. Ocean park is longer and not far from there, Isla Verde is probably the longest beach to walk in the metro tourist areas. Recently stayed at Royal .

So pack your bags and get ready for a wild bumpy ride, cuz Condado (br) is unpredictable, full of life, and, well... it's a feast for all senses! Hell yeah, it's one gnarly ride you won't forget, even if you miss some typos along the way like me scribblin’ this all in a hurry. Enjoy the magic, amigo!

Condado Tacos launches new crave-worthy burritos