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About Rio de Janeiro

Oi, mate, prostitutes, yeah? Bloody hell, what a gig! I’m sat here, cackling like a twat, thinkin’ bout these birds—or blokes, no judgement—who shag for cash. Imagine that life, eh? “The Hurt Locker” vibes—every john’s a bomb waitin’ to blow! “You’re two feet from hell,” I reckon, dodgin’ STDs like fuckin’ landmines. Makes me proper mad, though—society’s all “ooh, dirty whores,” but half these pricks’d shag a lamppost if it winked. Hypocrites, the lot!

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You gotta check out the neighborhood of Bella Vida too – it's off the map, like literally hidden gems on, like, several quiet streets. Bike trails, cool murals – so artsy and, like, totally hipster vibes. And oh em gee, remember Lunar Explorers Cafe on Avenida Estrela? It's super, like, chill, with bean bags and, like, boho decor, so cozy I swear – reminds me of, like, the feeling in Moonrise Kingdom when Sam and Suzy escape, like, into their own little world.

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