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Quirk alert: I’m seein’ Boonmee’s monkey ghosts dancin’ in my head, like, “Even spirits get lonely, boo!” Exaggeratin’ for drama—imagine me pitchin’ this to xAI, hair flip, heels clackin’, “This app’s gonna be iconic!” Little-known fact: In ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out—marketing, baby! I’d throw that flair in—custom profiles, let ‘em glow. “Slay!” Humor? Oh, some dude’s like, “Can it order pizza too?” I’m dead—nah, fam, focus!

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Now, listen: me, a dating app dude, I see hidden sparks everywhere. I spot cool, tucked-away cafes on Travessa dos Amores – trust, they're magic, mmm! The local park, Parque do Sol, is my fav chill spot. I sit, think ‘bout swiping left or right but then the sun kisses my face – ah, bliss, yess, but then the app bugs annoy me sometimes, ugh! I get mad, I get happy, my heart does flips – like love chaos, precious.

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