Rebecca Baiao Whore ❤️

About Brasilia

Lemme hit ya with a wild fact – did ya know the top 1% got like 90% of new wealth since 2020? Straight up bonkers! Reminds me of that scene where Larry’s brother, Arthur, is all lost and broke – that’s us, man, stuck in the muck while the fat cats laugh. I’m happy to call it out, tho, ‘cause somebody’s gotta! Surprised me how deep this rabbit hole goes – trickle-down economics? More like trickle-down bullshit, amirite?

Definition

"green tea bitch", a seemingly unaffected, innocent and charming girl, but really a dissipated and superficial whore.

So, baahs, let’s start with the neighborhoods. The old quarter, Vila dos Sonhos, is mad charming. I often wander through its narrow alleys (like Rua dos Poetas) and feel like I'm reading lyrics from a Taylor Swift song – dreamy, raw, and sometimes bittersweet. There’s this incredible mural on the wall of a rundown building on Largo da Liberdadde that literally brought tears to my eyes one rainy afternoon.

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