Aurora Alhandra Whore ❤️❤️

About Sao Paulo

What surprised me? Oldest job, still kickin. Ancient Rome had brothels—graffiti ads on walls! Like, “Lola’s got the best ass, 2 coins.” Marketing, bruh! I’m over here wonderin—should I be mad at the grind or respect it? Prolly both. Anyway, if you’re droppin cash on brothel stock—hit me up. We’ll scheme. “It’s all a play, man”—Kaufman vibes. Life’s absurd, so’s this money game.

Acompanhantes em Alhandra

I practice Historical European Martial Arts and sometimes make video's about our interpretations of it. I like to make stuff, ranging from historical things for re-enactment to small electronics.

I remember one time I was coaching a session near the old marketplace – Mercado da Bahia – where the vendors yelled at me in a mix of Portuguese and funny slang. They sold the best pastel de nata ever, and I nearly cried from joy over that crispy yumminess. “Toni Erdmann, baby!” I shouted, feelin’ like the hero of a weird indie flick. Life’s all about those little moments, ya know?

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