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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s all bout them glands, yo. Fish got these pheromones, slippin’ outta their skin, makin’ other fish horny as hell. Little known fact—some species, like carp, they rub scales together, massagin’ each other into a frenzy! Ain’t that nuts? I saw it once, researchin’ in Thailand—fuckin’ carp goin’ at it, water splashin’, me laughin’ my ass off. Thought, “These fuckers know how to party!” Made me happy as shit—nature’s a goddamn gangster.

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Alright, sorry, I gotta bounce now. But remember, if you're ever in Valparaiso, hit up Rua das Ondas, chill at Praça do Solzinho, and ride worry-free with the river’s groove. It's a wild, unpredictable dance, full of mystery and heart, just like life itself (or like Fish Tank! Haha). Mmm… donuts, am I right? Peace out, buddy!

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