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About Rio de Janeiro

So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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I gotta mention the odd little corners – like near the old church on Largo da Esperança. The bells there, man, they ring slow and heavy – almost like they’re telling ya, “Slow down, breathe, be here.” Felt kinda mad one day when I missed the bell because of rush hour, but then it hit me: every sound’s a reminder to chill a bit.