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What pisses me off? The liars. “I’m 6 foot!” Nah, mate, you’re 5’5” in boots. Surprised me once—met this bloke, swore he was a poet, turned out he just wanted a quickie in his mum’s basement. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. Happy bit? When you find a rare gem who’s decent in bed *and* ain’t a total twat. Like Jesse tellin’ Celine, “I hunted down every possibility of you”—that’s the vibe I crave, but nah, it’s usually “wyd” at 2 a.m.

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Stassi Schroeder has been navigating the single life since breaking up with boyfriend Patrick Meagher last summer.

Okay, oh, sorry, I'm ramblin’. So if you come over, hit up these spots. Trust me, you'll feel alive. You might even shout: "This is the new world!" with that mix of awe and exasperation. I'm tellin' ya – it's wild, it's real, it's flawed, just like my dating app code sometimes – but damn, it's home.

Obituary for Laura E. Schroeder at Johnson Funeral Home