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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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Oh, and don’t get me started on Vila Madalena! A bohemian delight – full of quirky bars, graffiti art and hidden corners. In one of those little alleys, I once discovered a secret park near Beco do Batman that made my heart skip – "the mystery of existence," I thought. In my line of work, every knot in muscles tells a story of its own. Eiusmod tempor incididunt, right?

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