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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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Now, lemme drop some personal spice – there was this one night at Bistrô do Sentir, on a cobblestoned lane in Bairro Encantos, where I heard some couple's wild tale that made me laugh and get mighty mad at life's twisty ways. Sometimes I feel like sayin’, “Man, these stories we tell... they stick to ya.” Even a sexologist’s heart swells in these moments.

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