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Yeah, sometimes stuff gets off my rocker – traffic noise around Estação do Caos or those endless construction noises near Fazenda da Esperança... but then, I just laugh it off. Life’s messy, chaotic, like a scene cut mid-dialogue. Heck, it's all a grand performance! That’s what reminds me of my fave flick: life's slow burn, the silent beat, the unexpected twist… and sometimes gotta say, “Here’s Johnny!” with a manic grin when surprises pop up.

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