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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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Looking for NSA sex with women of all ages. Older woman encouraged to message me. Looking forward to chatting.

Then there's the local gem, Mercado da Vida, where I grab my munchies and, like, people chat loads about secret massage spots. Sometimes I slip into meditation there, but, like, outta nowhere, I remember, "Is it 'cos I is black?" – cheeky reference, ya get me?